Good Morning

Sooo.... i woke up at 3:45 am this beautiful dark morning. Not just f for the fun of it i promise. If you get up early just for fun i think you have mental problems. Get back in BED! Ok so i was supposed to be in Rhome at my parents house at 5am so we could leave for south dakota and not have to spend the night in a hotel. Breakfast then sleep was pretty much all that i was thinking as Brett drove me up to Rhome.
Along the way we remembered we had to stop at the ATM for various reasons so we stopped at a gas station that had one. My wallet was in the trunk so we opened it and i took out my wallet, no harm done. When Brett closed the trunk i saw my purse strap had been shut in it and i said "Aw my purse strap got stuck" which really is not important i was just stating the obvious for no reason. Suddenly Brett turned an unlocked the trunk. This is where things go completly wrong.
The difference between me and Brett when we are half alseep is that he hears nothing and i hear everything. So here is what im thinking and what Brett is thinking at the same time.
Brett: Hearing nothing i said noticed the trunk shut funny and opens it up to slam it closed one more tim.
Me: My purse got stuck no big deal that sweet of brett to open the trunk so i can fix it though.
Brett: I should slam it down harder this time so i can make sure its shut right
Me: MY HAND!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! MY HAND!!!! HYPERVENTILATION!!! PAIN!! AGONY!
Brett: Why would you stick you hand in the trunk when im trying to shut it!!!!
Me: (not with tears streaming down my face wondering if my hand is in one piece) Why did you shut my hand in the trunk after opening it for me!!!!

Needless to say he felt really bad and I cried it hurt so bad. Im not much of a pain crier, i can hold my breath and not cry really well when things hurt. I was balling for a good five minutes trying not to scream. Luckily my hand just had some minor cuts and swelling. All was well with the help of IB profin and ice. ;) So ladies when someone opens a trunk at 5am. Make sure your hands are NOT in the way.